① 我冬天要騎電動車上班，穿什麼外套擋風禦寒現在想買件沖鋒衣或者皮衣或者分體式雨衣，不知道哪個擋風御
② 哪裡有〈一百個女生和一個男生〉那段愛的宣言的視頻
Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.
Rod: Man, keep it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice.
Rod: As they say, she's nice from a far, but far from nice.
Matthew: Men have this anti-intimacy force field around them. It is powered by sarcasm, humor, and aversion.
Matthew: Isn't American cheese appropriately named? It's fake and processed, just like America.
Matthew: It was if I was a perverted Prince Charming. Instead of possessing Cinderella's glass slippers, I had her panties.
Matthew: And on of them is my true love, my forever soul mate, the Betty to my Barney, my kismetic destiny. The problem is I don't know who she is.
Matthew: It must have been the cloak of darkness concealing my usual romantic retardation, because that night, I was smart. I was funny. I was invincible.
Matthew: I think the only 'ists' there should be are humanists.
Patty: In High School, you would have called me a slut. Now, in College, you call me a good time.
Patty: There's a certain way a man stares at a woman he loves. The man looks like a boy on his birthday. And he treats the woman as if she were a gift that he's wanted so long to open and now he can't wait to see what the treasure is inside.
Matthew: There are no clearly defined rules between men and women. So, each side thinks they're playing fair and each side thinks they're being cheated. Maybe, this is why men and women have the innate ability to bring out the poison in one another.
Matthew: I've seen you around. You're a natural born hipster.
Crick: Natural born hipster?
Matthew: Yeah. The next evolution of a jock. You traded in your letterman jacket for a manicured goatee and a Eurotrash ponytail. You're the worst kind of cool. You're the kind of guy who wears male make-up. A real fashion plate. You're proof that those boy-toy doofuses in those men's magazines are all rump rangers.
③ 今年冬天最火的外套是什麼
簡潔又保暖的外套永遠是每年最火的時裝，冬裝一身臃腫的時代已經一去不復返。
④ 泰迪能不能吃湯圓
酒要喝但不能多，微醺才是最美的境界
因為昨晚上發出去紅包沒人理睬，一氣之下睜眼到天亮。
早餐吃了幾個小二哥的湯圓，陳科長去嵐山公幹，我困意上來，躺床上一覺到了解放後。
是劉總一個電話在我耳邊炸了一個響雷，睡意朦朧里抓起手機接聽起來，說一起周末喜相逢。
好吧，左右無事，就去墊個桌子腿。
午飯定在雙合樂食府，那個飯店離我家不遠。
我就輕裝簡從，腳蹬兒子不愛了的紅運動鞋性感到不穿襪子；黑色彈力絨褲子裡面故意不穿內褲；上身一件加絨的襯衣，外套黑色皮棉馬甲。
利利索索清清爽爽，意氣風發神韻十足。
走在微微的寒風中，略略一哆嗦，體內應激機制開啟，身體各項機能調整到最佳適應狀態。
沿著棗庄路一路向北，我要經過兩個紅綠燈和一個不懂還犟嘴的狗漢奸模樣的吊老頭經營的彩票店。
川流不息的車流繁華著棗庄路，讓這條以地級市命名的城市次幹道閃耀起來。
路兩邊的高層建築，在蕭瑟冷風里，頑強的支撐著帝國樓市不滅的燈火。
證件不全的拆遷安置房接近萬元，五證齊全的過了兩萬，工資低謀生難的帝國，有能力在寸土寸金的棗庄路附近活出個人模狗樣，簡直可以傲嬌一生。
別人都裹在羽絨服里瑟瑟發抖，我像斯諾克直播一樣，妖嬈的襯衣多情的馬甲，一雙紅色運動鞋閃瞎路人的雙眼。
我真的沒感覺到冬日裡該有的冷，反而覺著「大雪已多日，未見冰封地」很奇怪，總有一股子不祥的預感。
該冷不冷，不成年景，該熱不熱，五穀不結。
但願這回我的感覺是錯誤的，我們坎坷經歷了太多，實在不願意再接受任何磨難的操練了。
雙禾樂食府的飯菜質量杠杠滴，幾個不是招牌的菜，吃的我渾身冒汗得意洋洋。
臨走還打了個包，給去嵐山公幹沒蹭到飯灰頭土臉滾回來的陳科長，當午餐。
木本事的玩意，有個剩菜剩飯吃，就該感謝國家感謝黨。
用不著感謝所謂的真主，真主是個渣，吃上吃不上都與那個鳥東西無關。
飯後不到一點，走上回家的路，冬日暖陽曬得我每個毛孔都舒爽，昏昏欲睡。
出來的時候不冷，喝了四兩老家浮來春，小臉紅撲撲的，腳步更加輕盈。
上樓後，喊了一聲，泰迪跟陳科長同時撲過來，拿過熱乎乎的美食，一起大快朵頤起來。
我帶回來的美食里，有一款雙禾樂食府精製的芸豆排骨梢大煎包，那配方那味道，簡直就是兒時過年的感覺，越品越有。
泰迪擺出一副不讓我吃堅決不行的架勢，它就那麼痴痴傻傻心心念念的盯著陳科長咬一口再咬一口，你不給我口，我的眼神就風雨不動安如山。
縱然陳科長是個二貨吃貨，她也受不了小泰迪可憐巴巴的樣子，只好忍痛把裡面誘人的排骨梢挑出來幾塊，放到水裡一泡，還沒放下，就被泰迪隔空接過去吃了個干凈。
那排骨梢煎包，我這個飯量也不過是四個就飽。
陳科長和狗，吃了仨，小泰迪肉嘟嘟胖乎乎，都是粒粒排骨梢的功勞。
我在陽台茶桌上，用最美河山泉泡了福鼎白，喝了兩宜興紫砂壺。
碩大的半落地窗，陽光徑直照進來，有三米的距離曬得熱乎乎。
樓層高太陽近，更是暖到不行。
酒意上涌，就有了倦意，隨即警告自己，睡一會可以，但不能多睡。
經濟大潮正在全面復甦，昏睡百年的時代已經過去，沒有誰會躺贏。
⑤ 黑色寬松大衣，搭配什麼樣的鞋子比較好呢
不管哪種風格類型的妹子，說到冬天，相信每一位小仙女的小衣櫥里，都會有這樣一款經典又百搭的黑色大衣吧。耐臟顯瘦的黑色在時尚圈一直都是神秘、高級的代名詞，對身材包容性強，是永不過時的時尚單品。搭配下面這4種鞋子，時尚減齡，好看吸睛又顯氣質，接下來小巷兒就從4身黑色大衣的搭配來分別說說這4種鞋子，讓你變身冬日「時髦精」！
1、+過膝長靴
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無論是短粗腿星人，還是具有高挑身型，到了秋冬季節，只要想辦法get到一雙過膝長靴，就能讓你擁有一雙又直又細的大長腿，直接美翻眾人。
這款黑色的大衣，胸部兩個口袋非常的帥氣，腰帶系起來，提高腰身，在視覺上就可以有種修身顯瘦得效果。和一雙黑色的過膝長靴搭配在一起，露點小肉肉，性感迷人，整套搭配上身效果非常贊，想不好看都難。
2、+切爾西靴
切爾西靴對於女人們的吸引力，來自於它的舒適方便，在哪都可以輕松穿脫，以及可以通勤日常雙實用的百搭減齡，也是每個女人秋冬季節鞋櫃里最不可缺少的一款單品。
這款黑色大衣經典的西裝領，有一種帥氣的優雅範，真的非常顯年輕感，恰到好處的衣長剛好不會壓身高，搭配的黑色切爾西靴，極簡去十分時尚，全黑的搭配帥極了，特別適合秋冬凹造型。
3、+豆豆鞋
秋冬季節，面對分外寒冷的天氣和溫度，一雙保暖的鞋子就顯得格外的重要，這時候就很需要一雙毛毛鞋了，在保暖的同時能夠很好地兼顧美觀呢~
隨意一穿就很有型的黑色毛呢大衣，挺括的寬松版型，帶著點a字的感覺，又不會顯得太過正經，簡約大氣的翻領設計，搭配圍巾也可以很好凹造型，穿在身上版型很，利落挺括。搭配一雙毛毛鞋，溫暖舒適，簡約個性，助你變身冬日時尚達人。
4、+馬丁靴
要一雙能甜美能休閑能帥氣的鞋子，那一定非馬丁靴莫屬了。作為復古鞋的代表，可以說是稱霸時尚搭配圈，馬丁靴靠的不僅僅是百搭的舒適度，還有「敲級」耐看的顏值。
這款黑色毛呢大衣，上身就有種不一樣的味道。寬松洋氣的版型，帥氣又時髦，特別的經典不挑人，小個子女生也能輕松駕馭，搭配一雙黑色馬丁靴，滿滿的英倫風，舒適好穿，陪你度過寒冷的冬天。